How about we all just agree that the federal government is never going to secure the Southern Border. For anyone who believes they are, I may have a really nice piece of flat earth real estate for ya. Promise to make you a screamin’ deal.
For those who don’t think borders are important, I may have a baby skunk for you. They make great pets. All I ask is that you take it to another country. And since borders don’t matter, it won’t matter which country. Just go. And don’t write.
So, now that we know D.C. is not about to accomplish much other than taxing and exterminating us (not necessarily in that order), we can get straight to the chores of securing the border ourselves.
There are four states in this epic battle, a battle that ultimately stands to impact all of mankind. Rest assured that is not the hyperbolic ranting of a lunatic. Besides, I’ve been called worse, especially if you ask the exes, who may or may not be in Texas.
The four Battleground States each have their own unique set of invasion issues to fry. Each state for example will need to individually file for divorce from the greedy D.C. dictators feasting on the everyman carcass.
We Texans wish the best of luck to the freedom loving fighters of California, Arizona and our proximal good neighbor New Mexico. We will gladly lend any friendly hand we can, but by all appearances it looks as if Texans are going to be about as busy as a cat coverin’ it up, working overtime in their efforts to save the Lone Star State. But do keep us posted on your progress. We really are all quite in this together.
So We the Texans must secure the long and winding Rio Grande edge ourselves since the federals won’t do it. And since they won’t do it, they’re fired.
Just leave Texas. And don’t write.
The founders knew secession to be a natural right and tried to preserve it for us, but arch-criminal Abe totally ignored their vision and opted for mass rape and murder of his poor neighbors to the south. Despicable, as Daffy would say. Unfortunately, the current unsavory bunch of DIC’s (Despicables in Charge) have a similar mindset toward those of us who are not quite ready to go full gulag.
For you Texans who want to know how to help … how to fight for your sovereignty and freedoms now under severe assault, here it is:
**** Texit Action List ****
—> Spread the message. Our goal is a Peaceful Vote. Not secession. Not revolution. Not hanging (though some are surely salivating at the prospect).
The ONLY thing we ask … is a chance for Texans to vote on whether or not they would like Texas to be its own country. That’s it.
—> We only have 6 months —> VOLUNTEER. Get every signature on the petition you can. Our fabulous website is www.tnm.me All your tools are there.
—> Buy a bunch of TEXIT Caps, T-shirts and Signs and spread them far and wide. My personal favorite is "The best way to abolish gun control —> Texit!”
—> Fly the Texit flag. If you must fly the U.S. flag, fly it inverted. It’s a universal sign of distress. This is some seriously barn burning distress, y’all.
—> Share my essay, "When Your Back is to the Wall" ...
—> Meet Up! Contact the Texit folks in your area ... many are meeting monthly but may meet more often as we get closer to the election. They often meet at tasty restaurants, so that’s cool. They’re easy to find on the website.
If enough of us contribute something to the freedom cause every day, those beautiful grandkids may have a chance. The time is urgently nigh to solidify and strengthen our local Good Help Networks of family, friends and colleagues into this movement for all the marbles.
Time to rally y’all … it's show time!
~~ j ~~
"You may all go to Hell and I will go to Texas."
~~ Davy Crockett
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I only have one question.
Will Texans welcome Kiwis once they succeed in seceding? Rootin, tootin, shootin ones at least.?